New Year Dreams

Recently I dreamed that my place of work was a restaurant. Last night I dreamed Shelly got me a job at a restaurant where I continued to come to work without pants. No underwear either. I tried to pass it off like it was "My thing." In truth I was really embarrassed. They all thought I was terrible employee because I was sitting down all the time. In the end I borrowed some cut off sweat shorts from Shelly and proved them all wrong.

I had a dream about some sort of small nocturnal mammal getting into my house and trying to kill my cat. Which was odd because I don't have a cat. Then there was a part of the dream where I was trying to look it up in a book and tell someone about it but they didn't believe me.

I had a dream about having an old black car full of out dated electronics, that kept falling out when I was digging for the one that I wanted. I've never owned a black car and it's been a long time since I had car that predated the 90's.

Then there was this dream that took place in a subway it involved the entire case of Las Vegas. I'm not sure that I was even in this dream. I may have simply been watching. The subway car goes down the tracks really slowly and the walls and floors of the tunnel are covered in blood and bones. It isn't clear if the bones and blood came from people. They pass an adjoining tunnel and see a snake with a head the size of a VW and then in another one these huge naked people that have nothing to do in their spare time but work out while they live their lives in the subway. Well work out and kill everything that moves. I'm kind of glad I was only watching that one.

Last year I didn't have all that many memorable dreams. I hope they keep up.